Human beans is thinking they is very clever

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"Of Course I don't believe that," Sophie said.
The BFG regarded her gravely with those huge eyes of his. "I hope you will forgive me," he said, "if I tell you that human beans is thinking they is very clever, but they is not. They is nearly all of them notmuchers and squeakpips."

-Roald Dahl, The BFG

The BFG looked...

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The BFG looked at Sophie and smiled, showing about twenty of his square white teeth. 'Yesterday,' he said, 'we was not believing in giants, was we? Today we is not believing in snozzcumbers. Just because we happen not to have actually seen something with our own two little winkles, we think it is not existing.'

- Roald Dahl, The BFG